Thank you for letting me have a few licks off the butter dish while you were buttering your biscuit this morning! I know, you told me I was a bad girl, but when you tell me in that half hearted voice, you know I won’t give it a second thought. Not that I can guarantee that I would have stopped if you had actually yelled at me. You know, I’m a cat, and I’m in charge around here! Besides, I know you’ll snuggle me when I curl up and pure next to you on the couch later. Speaking of which, it’s the perfect rainy day for snuggling on the couch, so why don’t you get off the computer and come over here!